sweetdez: detrea: fuckyeahhugsandkisses: a-little-insane: the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
gerbertmccracken: it annoys me to see people my age achieving things in life because it makes me realize what a loser i am
absollution: can’t decide if i want to masturbate, eat a whole pizza, or kill myself
tiggahtigz: zackisontumblr: If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?” *evil grin* I don’t think I can do it with a straight face; however, this shall be my answer to everything.
They ran out of rice at the mcdonalds off nimits!
I need my carbs!!!!!!!
Watching the plane you missed take off
Is like getting great head and the bitch stops sucking and leaves you.
I give props to heads who take 'selfies' of...
I would never, my insecurities overcome my slut self. Do cats even say props anymore? Do cool people still refer to each other as cats!?
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.